Telephone Game Christmas Sentences
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15 Phrases for The Telephone Game. September 1, 2013 by All Kids Parties. Telephone is truly a oldie but a goodie. It is one of those games that has stood the test of time. It is so wildly popular still today because of the sheer silliness of the game results. Telephone Game quotes - 1. Where people plug in a game cartridge, and plug in a modem, and tie that into a telephone, and essentially turn that game in the machine into an interactive terminal. The results had not been good, he lost a game on December 22 or 23. On Christmas Day, the telephone rang and he was sacked in the middle of our.
Telephone Game Sentences For Adults
Sep 01, 2013 15 Phrases for The Telephone Game. September 1, 2013 by All Kids Parties. Telephone is truly a oldie but a goodie. It is one of those games that has stood the test of time. It is so wildly popular still today because of the sheer silliness of the game results.
Enjoy. I hope these may brighten up someone's day!
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
'The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.' —Mark Twain
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
'One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.' —George W. Bush
Always remember: you're unique, just like everyone else.
The road to success is always under construction.
Where there is a 'will,' there are 500 relatives.
Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bare arms!
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Join The Army. Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
Death is hereditary.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
I stopped fighting my inner demons, we're on the same side now.
Well-behaved women rarely make history. Hero enrique iglesias download free.
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
He who laughs last, didn't get it.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police.
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
Cheese . . . milk's leap toward immortality.
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax. Tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants.
Half of the people in the world are below average.
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
It is not my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
Constipated people don't give a crap.
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut save you 30 cents?
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Ham and eggs—a day's work for a chicken; a lifetime commitment for a pig.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead yet?
I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue-mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
It is a damned poor mind indeed that can't think of at least two ways of spelling any word.
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people.
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, age don't matter.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
I get enough exercise pushing my luck.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather . . . not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
I got a gun for my wife—best trade I’ve ever made.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
Beauty is a light switch away . . .
The evening news is where they start by saying “good evening,” and proceed by telling you why it’s not.
There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't.
When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, find the person that life handed vodka to, and have a party.
if Barbie is so popular then why do we buy her friends and boyfriends?
God created the world, everything else is made in China.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.
Those who throw dirt only lose ground.
You never truly understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
Error. No keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest.
hey occifer i swear to drunk im not as god as you think i am.
This sentence is a lie.
Men are like parking stalls. All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped!
Change is good, but dollars are better.
How is it that “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?
1492: Native Americans discover Columbus lost at sea.
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs harder.
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
Solution to two of the world’s problem: feed the homeless to the hungry.
You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because I just farted!
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door!
Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver.
When life gives you melons . . . you might be dyslexic.
There’s no 'I' in team, but there is in 'win.'
Those who criticize our generation seem to forget who raised it!
Man who goes to bed with an itchy butt . . . wakes up with a stinky finger!
Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children!
The only good thing about going bra-less at my age is that it pulls the wrinkles right out of my face.
How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree . . . and then realize it was your air-freshener.
I do 'Funny of the Day' for one of the forums I belong to & everyone is getting a chuckle from your hilarious funnies. Thanks for posting them.
Take care C.
good quotes
Good but not that good be amazing much more funny and cool things for kid and adults I read these yo myself I couldn't even laugh not even flinch not even a bit
Super quotes..
A good hub
It was stupid as vel as funny.
It really made my day cool.
And i lvd it.....
Quite an awsome hub you've got here..totally made my night
That's not to bad and not happy .
MATH EXAM
Bill has 29 candy bars, He eats 23 what does Bill have?
Diabetes, Bill has Diabetes
Absolutely hilarious made my day or should I say night
so funny!!! I posted the link to your site on my blog!
I am writing a Book about 'Reverse Psychology' - but I hope people don't but it!
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If I've said soneting to upset you, I'm sorry to you ! If what I said was true,you should be sorry too . . .
Money won't buy you happiness, but the lack of money sure is miserable.
My only criticism is it is Duct tape not Duck :) I only learnt that recently
Never answered: Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets ?
me too.
i love ur webzite i think its great i especialy like'ham and eggs- a days work for a chicken; a lifetime of commitment for a pig' so true lol. and to all u losers who dont like this page y would u even look up this stuff its all relativly the same. and thanks again fresh2def05 for a great read :D
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana
This list rocks. I love each quote, especially numbers 3 and 7. I was laughing away!! Thanks for making my evening!! Sharing!
'You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.' Great selections and you have a twisted and wicked sense of humor. We are kindred souls.
Helpful hint - Never mix sleeping pills with laxatives.
I observed a vehicle traveling at a high rate of speed and verified it using radar. I proceeded to make the traffic stop. When we came to a stop the driver says he was following the flow of traffic and that I should have pulled the other car over instead. I advised him that wasn’t possible because I couldn’t catch that person and that he made it so much easier for me because he had pulled over.
nice
very funny sayings I enjoyed them very well I laughed at a couple of them..aha..lol
Great list - enjoyed so many of them - thanks.
Great hub! thanks for sharing these, I liked all the quotes, funny, yes indeed, also a l;ot of wisdom and truth.
Very funny hub 'Constipated People Don't Give A crap.' I need to use this in every day life at some point.
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Shelia, if your going to admit your age, I suggest writing in a more age appropriate fashion. 'Dis is da boring stuff I've ever read in my whole life ..' Come on Sista, you sound 'special' the kind of 'special' that likes to lick the windows. Your not 15 and competing with High School students. Presumebly, you're a grown woman, and this style of writing is not cute, not on you at least. Take it off and return it promptly..
Mate i only liked the bottom one? Bore begg
Not funny
When life gives you lemons make orange juice, then leave the world wondering how you did it. x
Excellent fun to read x
Its interestn
This brighten my day!!!!
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Thanks for the laugh. Some of these are classic :).
fresh2def05, this is funny! I love it.:) Voted up.
Reading these Funny Sayings, Quotes and Phrases first thing in the morning made my day.